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A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?" He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, She prepared to read him his favorite verse. He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages. The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?" "I'm looking for loopholes!" he shouted.
죽을 때가 가까운 변호사가 아내를 불렀다. 와이프는 쪼르르 달려와서는 "자기. 무슨일이야?" 변호사는 빨리 성경책을 갖다 달라고 했다. 신앙심이 깊은 아내는 남편이 좋아하는 성결 구절을 펼쳐줬다. 변호사는 성경책을 가로채더니 빠른 속도로 샅샅이 읽기 시작했다. 궁금해진 아내가 "자기 지금 뭐 하는 거야", 변호사는 "빠져나갈 구멍을 찾는 중이야."
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