[비즈니스 유머] 환자와 불륜

A doctor had just finished a marathon sexcapade(sexual escapade) session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn’t really ethical to screw his patients.

However, a little voice in his head said, “Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients, so it’s not like you’re the first…”

This made the doctor feel a bit better until another voice in his head said, “…but they probably weren't vets.”

어느 의사가 자기 환자와 장시간의 섹스를 즐긴 뒤 휴식을 취하면서 환자들과의 불륜은 정말 도덕적이지 못한다는 생각에 죄책감이 빠졌다.

그러나 마음 속에 “많은 다른 의사들도 그의 환자들과 섹스를 해. 너만 그런 건 아니야”라는 소리가 들려오면서 위안이 됐다.

이때 들려온 또 다른 목소리…. “그런데 그들이 설마 수의사는 아니겠지.”