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An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination. After the examination, the doctor asked the man if he had any medical concerns. “In fact, I do,” said the man. “After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.” “This is very interesting,” replied the doctor. After examining the elderly lady, the doctor then talked to her about his unusual concern. “Oh that old buzzard!” she replied. “That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December.” 노부부가 연례 건강검진을 받으러 갔다. 진찰 후 의사는 남편에게 상담할 게 있는지 물었다. “사실은 말입니다,” 남자가 말했다. “아내와 첫번째로 잠자리를 하면 몸이 뜨겁고 땀이 나지만, 두 번째는 춥고 떨린다우.” “거참 이상한 일이군요” 의사가 답했다. 의사는 노부인을 진찰한 뒤 남편의 상태에 대해 상의했다. “이런 멍청한 영감탱이 같으니라구,” 부인이 답했다. “그야 첫번째는 통상 7월쯤이고, 두번째는 12월쯤이기 때문이요.”
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