[비즈니스 유머] 죽을 운명

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office. After their appointment, the doctor asked to see the wife in his office.

"I have some bad news about your husband. If you don't do the following things, he'll die, ▦Fix him his favorite meals every day ▦Rent dirty movie for him every night ▦Have sex with him every night." The wife looked very unhappy, and left the doctor's office.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said. "You're going to die!" she replied.

부부가 병원에 갔다. 검진이 끝나자 의사는 부인만 혼자 남게 했다.

"남편분 말씀인데 나쁜 소식입니다. 매일같이 좋아하는 음식을 먹고, 매일밤 에로영화를 보고, 밤마다 사랑을 나누지 않으면 그는 죽습니다." 부인은 아주 시무룩해져서 밖으로 나왔다.

집으로 돌아오는 길에 남편은 의사가 뭐라더냐고 아내에게 물었다. 아내가 말하길 "당신 죽을 거라네요!"